Mysterious Income

We all know that one bro.

Always on vacation. Fresh fits. Somehow free at 2 p.m. on a Tuesday. Ask what he does for work and the answer is always “a little bit of everything.”

“Mysterious source of income” has become a familiar joke across social media. $INCOME is a nod to that one bro in every group chat: nobody knows what he does, but somehow he always has money. The lifestyle is public. The income is classified.